‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’


The second part of The Hobbit movie trilogy is much more fast paced than the first. Unlike the Lord of the Rings, where the second movie was also the best, I felt this installment lacked a little something compared to the first. Characters got a little short shrift throughout; I felt we hardly heard from Bilbo, the titular Hobbit, at all!

And here is where the addition of new material, not in the book, really shows through. I don’t mind, but it also reminded me of what a perfect little gem the novel is. The movie, unlike the book, is burdened with the history of the later/earlier movies. It must match up with story told in the Lord of the Rings movies, whereas the novel, while taking place in Middle Earth, was content to be a fun adventure for children (and for adults to read to remind themselves of childhood). The ring could just be a magic ring that made the wearer invisible, but this movie cannot escape the knowledge of what the ring will in the future continuity of the story and, more importantly, already was in movies that were released a decade ago.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug is too restrained by the technology that modifies his voice for him to really be the villain I know he is capable of being.

But it’s an exciting ride, nonetheless, and it’ll be a long wait until next Christmas to see the final installment. And I more eager than ever to re-read The Hobbit, which was first read to me by my mother when I was seven years old.

The New(ish) ‘Judge Dredd’ Was Pretty Awesome


I kinda wish I’d seen it in the theaters. You can see where the 3D was supposed to be used and I bet it would have been awesome.

Anyway, it’s a nice bit of the old ultraviolence, for my fellow droogs.

Karl Urban, who, of course, co-stars in Almost Human, which I now watch religiously, stars as the titular Judge Dredd. The violence and action is pretty non-stop and more than a little bloody and brutal. A well done actioner, all in all. And no massive, world spanning plot to justify. In fact, it’s more of just a day in the life in a pretty nastily crime ridden dystopian future.

The comic is British and I wonder if there isn’t something particularly British about a certain kind of authoritarian dystopia with an iffy justice system that’s notably lacking in traditional due process. You think of Judge DreddV for Vendetta, and, of course, the granddaddy, 1984.

So anyway. It’s on Netflix streaming.

Monday Morning Staff Meeting


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No news here. Just awesome pictures of college libraries. I’m a big fan of the early ones.

Philosophers in, at. and about the movies. Also, Zizek and Chomsky totally have  a kung fu fight. Chomsky and Zizek aren’t really philosophers, though, are they? They are the more general breed, the ‘public intellectual.’ Chomsky, who had done important work on linguistics earlier in his career, but now more of a leftist critic of society. And Zizek is a sort of professional ‘enfant terrible’ of the cultural scene. Not bad things to be, either of them, but not practitioners of philosophy, the way an Adorno was  a practitioner (thinking of someone also engaged in issues of mainstream culture).

Dear grad students, F–k you. Respectfully, your professor. 

Sometimes, the life of the man’s skull is more interesting than the life of the man. I don’t know. What was Swedenborg’s life like? Was it action packed and interesting?

Weekend Reading – Howling At The Moon


A history of werewolves.

Hannah Arendt’s circle.

A poet’s family.

Is he back… or did he never really leave?

Day Of The Doctor


Why yes! Yes, I am going to see the fiftieth anniversary special, Day of the Doctor in 3D at Georgetown on Monday, November 25th. Why do you ask?

And for all those who don’t know me and haven’t figured it out yet… we are talking about Doctor Who here.

Futurama Finale Made Me A Happy Kind Of Sad


Futurama is gone. And I’m sad.

I didn’t watch it religiously, but I always liked. And I remember my friend McBride expounding upon how it was the best show on television, better even than it’s older sibling, The Simpsons. This was during its first incarnation and I was rather dismissive of this particular opinion, but I respect him a lot, so I did, consciously or not, start watching the reruns on Comedy Central.

And then it came back.

And I realize why it is better, at least for me. I don’t have a traditional family. I have a better half, good friends, and random extended family in my home and my life. My relationships, oddly, are much more like those in Futurama than the traditional, nuclear family of The Simpsons.

And the finale was so sweet. Leela and Fry spending a life together, just the two of them. And Leela saying that she wasn’t lonely once. I had to go hug my better half after that. And then following the finale up with the pilot episode, because they (Fry and Leela) were ready to do it all over again.

So. TIme to start watching all of Futurama again.

Happy Birthday, Edgar Rice Burroughs


As frequent readers of this blog (a set people consisting exclusively of relatives) will know, I love Edgar Rice Burroughs’ planetary romances. I need to get around to reading the fourth book of his Barsoom novels (Thuvia, Maid of Mars, for you completists out there). But I have never read, nor have I ever been much interested in his Tarzan stories. I remember, when we lived in Norfolk, Virginia, one of our rooms was designated as the library and on the shelves was a Tarzan novel. I think it was The Beasts of Tarzan, but don’t quote me on that. All I remember was a wonderfully lurid, pulpy cover featuring an alligator. My mother, while never actively discouraging from reading it (she never discouraged me from reading anything), did let me know that she felt the stories were racist. So I never read it, despite not infrequently pulling it down from the shelf and looking at its exciting cover. She also told me about Johnny Weismuller and the Tarzan movies, which were sometimes on television on Saturday afternoons.

So, anyway… here’s to you, Mr. Burroughs. Happy birthday.

Also, they showed Land That Time Forgot on tv today. Loved that movie as a kid. The source material? ERB, of course!

What It’s Like When My Better Half & I Watch ‘Game Of Thrones’


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Weekend Reading – If We Don’t Allow Edits, The Terrorists Will Have Already Won


William Vollmann, writer sui generis and… terrorist suspect?

Emily Dickinson was not a pick-up artist.

Charles Simic eulogizes for the used bookstore.

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Who Wants To Live Forever


So, Brian Blessed’s King of the Hawkpeople in Flash Gordon cries out, ‘Who wants to live forever!’

Queen wrote the music for Flash Gordon.

Queen also wrote the music for The Highlander, including the song Who Wants to Live Forever.

Just some trivia for you. Anyway… Flash! He’ll save every one of us!