Thundarr The Barbarian The Movie!


Earth in the age of Thundarr the Barbarian
Earth in the age of Thundarr the Barbarian

They’re doing a whole series of Hannah-Barbera movies! Unfortunately, they’re starting out with another Scooby Doo, which I can entirely do without, but I am already psyched about the presumably upcoming movies: “Thundarr the Barbarian,” “Space Ghost” and “The Herculoids.” They should probably do the last one first, because nothing guarantees a hug opening weekend like an armadillo triceratops that shoots exploding meteors from its horns. And to those of you who think I’m being sarcastic, ask someone who has known me longer and they will tell you that I am being one hundred percent serious because Thundarr is a post-apocalyptic barbarian with a mutant horse and light saber and the Herculoids have, in addition to the meteor shooting triceratops, also have a flying dinosaur that shoots lasers from its eyes. They also have glow in the dark play-doh, but that never the biggest selling point for me.

It’s A #Poetrymonth Listicle!


Why not? I mean, that’s all people read anymore, right? Listicles? Thank you Buzzfeed for helping destroy western civilization. Probably other civilizations, too. Does China censor out Buzzfeed? Maybe they want to protect their civilization from what I’m about to do (which, perhaps ironically, includes translations of Chinese poetry).

Anyway, these are collections that I have read since the last year’s National Poetry Month.

Split by Cathy Linh Che. I read it earlier this year and it’s still my favorite poetry collection in recent memory.

Salad Anniversary by Machi Tawara. Or maybe this one was my favorite. This book makes you happy.

Selected Poems of Li Po by [should be self evident, but if you’re curious, David Hinton translated it]. This is the Chinese one I was talking about. Contains more poems about being drunk than any other collection I have ever read.

Ooga-Booga by Frederick Seidel. You wish he wasn’t so good.

Dear Jenny, We Are All Find by Jenny Zhang. Also wrote a cool and devastating essay on… are we still calling it Poetry-gate? Anyway, should be better known for this collection.

Once in the West by Christian Wiman. Debated including this one, but still, a fine collection by an interesting, very talented and frequently delightful poet.

Antigonick by Anne Carson and also sort of by Socratis, but also not really or only inspired by Socrates. Is this poetry? It’s a play, certainly, but ancient Greek poetry was also performed and Greek drama evolved by the addition of additional voices to the performance of poetry. Whatever. Probably not, but I’m including it. Why am I including it? Because, awesome, that’s why.

 

 

The Born Queen


9780345440730With the fourth and final book of Greg Keyes’ Kingdom of Thorn and Bone quartet, the shark got well and completely jumped. I mean, there were hints in the third book, The Blood Knight, but in this one, Fonzie put on a pair of rocket propelled water skies and leaped across a flooded Grand Canyon filled with prehistoric sharks and Dick Cheney.

The first two book established an interesting, if not terribly original world. But as the third one hurtled to its conclusion, you could see things unraveling.

This one suddenly had plot twists that were completely unforeshadowed and not in a cool, ‘I didn’t see that coming way,’ but in a ‘wait, so everyone and everything in the last three hundred pages is now the exact opposite of what they were in the first thousand pages?’ Insufficiently explained deus ex machina, magical fights that were poorly described and confusing. And I don’t even really know what exactly a whole bunch of major (in the sense of having taken up a lot of total page space) characters did to contribute to the final… victory?

Comparison


My re-read of Remembrance of Things Past was partly inspired by my reading of Powell’s A Dance to the Music of Time. I don’t think it’s a stretch to acknowledge that the title of Powell’s later social epic is clearly referencing Proust (especially since late translations have used more accurate translations of the title, like In Search of Lost Time). But the comparisons, beyond length and focus on capturing a changing, upper class world, were usually acknowledged to be, ultimately, fairly superficial.

And, yes they are, but as I’m re-reading Proust, I also have to say, no they aren’t. Powell’s epic, despite many tragic moments, is ultimately a comic novel (not a comedy, but a comic novel), whereas the Frenchman, despite including many comic episodes and interludes, wrote a more melancholy piece – a tragedy, in fact. But despite that difference, having finished roughly two thirds of Remembrance of Things Past, I am more struck by similarities. Nick, from Dance is more of an observer of the outside world, whereas Marcel from Remembrance is chronicling his internal self as much as he is chronicling his world. But the observations of a vanishing (though the participants knew it not) aristocratic world by a figure both of and not of that world feel very similar. I think that maybe folks harp on the differences because of the undercooked final novel of Dance and the wonderful three book sequence that takes place during World War II, which is part and parcel of the whole (and arguably, the best part), but the most unlike Remembrance. But that leaves eight books out of the dozen that feel very similar to Proust’s seven volumes. None of which is to say that Powell is better than Proust, he most certainly is not.

The Blood Knight


Blood KnightLet’s get this out of the way: the series is inexplicably compelling. It’s well written for genre fiction, but no one is going to be replacing their bust of Goethe with one of Keyes (nor even their bust of Asimov or Lovecraft, though the later’s horrific racism might inspire them to replace it with someone else [I would suggest the great queer African-American science fiction writer, Samuel Delany]). Which is all a way of saying I enjoyed.

But that’s not going to stop me from proceeding to criticize it.

Because the plot of getting out of control. Too many twists and turns. Worse, they weren’t foreshadowed in the previous two novels or even earlier in this, the third book. The side switching and occult (in both the sense of being hidden, cryptic, and confusing and in the sense of being related to cultic magic) conspiracies that start piling up like a rush hour crash were overwhelming and left a bad taste in my mouth that spoiled some of my earlier enjoyment.

Nonetheless, the next volume will be arriving and put on hold for me at my local library later this week. I’m going to finish this d–n series.

The Sunday Paper – Kung Fu!


14.-D.A.-Jasper_Two-Champions-of-Death-652x1024Did you know that there was a tradition in Africa of hand painted posters for martial arts movies? Me neither. But now I want one.

Reinventing Shakespeare(‘s book covers).

The Etruscan language is nearly lost and much of their culture a mystery, so, while this stele is not a Rosetta Stone, it is something rather big.

On a related noted (in that it’s also a question of archaeology), some folks were tipped off on the location of a second Viking settlement in the New World by some photographs taken from outer space. Actually, I hadn’t realized we’d only found one Viking settlement. Honestly, because their presence in North America has been known for so long, I’d just assumed it was more widespread. And it might have been widespread, but this is the first evidence that were was more than one (semi-)permanent settlement.

The fine folks at DCist have compiled a list of the best used and independent bookstores in the District. Of course, with the closure of the downtown Barnes & Noble, there are only used and indie bookstores in DC: not a chain in sight. And I appreciate this list acknowledging the truly magnificent poetry selection at Bridge Street Books.

 

Staged Reading: ‘In The Belly Of The Whale’


This is the second, Taffety Punk sponsored, Capitol Hill Arts Workshop located, staged reading of a new play that I’ve seen. Like the first, it riffs on an existing (and canonical) work. In the first case, it was Shakespeare’s infrequently produced Coriolanus and in this case, it is the story of Jonah, from Genesis.

There’s no good way to say this, but I was disappointed. It’s a work in progress, but the flaws are so striking and, dare I say, intrinsic, that it’s hard to see it being a success.

It is a six person play: Jona (a woman, unlike her Old Testament namesake, and the protagonist), Astrid Overlander (a sculptor), Domino (a sort of frightened old man caricature who steals/collects junk that…), Jed (sells on the street; he’s also a caricature, but a more amusing one; a comic, street level entrepreneur who is alwasy optimistic about future business prospects), a parrot named Calliope, and the stage manager.

I assume the stage manager is a ‘character,’ because without her narration, the quantity of dialogue drops sharply and the quantity, elaborateness, and expense of the sets would become impractical for almost any theater (and it would turn the play into something more like a special effects extravaganza). But that ‘character’ also becomes a crutch and violation of the old writing adage, ‘show, don’t tell.’ She tells us what’s happening all through the play (and had, by far the most lines; more than the other combined, I wager).

The ideas picked up and dropped resemble a grab bag of late night, undergrad conversations. Jona writes to (explicitly stating so) fend off the coming (literal) end of the world. Astrid makes sculptures that are simultaneously cradles, cages, and arks. Domino collects the detritus of the world. They are Brooklyn bohemians and stereotypes, rescued, after a fashion, from a biblical flood by the surprisingly buoyancy of Astrid’s latest masterpiece. There’s a whale swallowing, there’s guilt overcoming (even though the origin of her guilt seems rather low stakes, especially for one apparently triggering both an apocalypse and a whale swallowing), there’s an ark, there’s that cradle metaphor, and that cage metaphor, and hypergraphia, and messages in a bottle, and on and on and the themes tangle and mix and never resolve and never cohere and I still don’t know what it was trying to say.

Happy National Poetry Month!


So go read some poetry this month.

Seriously. They have some at the library. You can even read Shel Silverstein. Remember him? He counts. And he’s good, though, if you’re an adult, you should consider supplementing him with maybe some Whitman or Frost. And consider maybe challenging yourself a little? Some non-dead white males? Claudia Rankine’s last collection sui generis, Citizen is alive, not white, and not male, so you could read her and consider yourself to have done the bare minimum to fake being a cultured person in April.

Shakespeare: Life Of An Icon


You have officially missed the chance to see the Shakespeare: Life of an Icon exhibit at the Folger Shakespeare Library. Sucks to be you, because it really was awesome.

I’d rushed through it once before, during intermission at a performance, but knew I needed to go back and give it a thorough look through.

A page containing what is believed (but not confirmed) to be the only example of Shakespeare’s handwriting, beyond merely his signature. The only preserved letter written to Shakespeare (a neighbor’s request for some money). Paper, paper, paper.

Paper is beautiful. Books are beautiful. One of the best things about the Folger is that its collection is paper. It’s research library that believes its printed and written collections are museum quality. That was the most wonderful thing about the exhibit. We are human because of our minds and the written word is Western humanity’s repository of the history of what makes us human.

Cities Of The Plain (Remembrance of Things Past, Book Four)


The Guermantes Way & Cities of the PlainEarlier this year, there was a short piece in The Atlantic where an author talked about parties in literature and how difficult they are to make interesting. While I don’t necessarily agree with that (Great Gatsby, anyone?), it did make me think how awesome Proust’s parties are.

Obviously, I don’t mean the parties that Proust threw, but the gatherings, salons, and soirees of Remembrance of Things Past. In that respect, Cities of the Plain is the best yet. The narrator and author stand-in is well ensconced as a member of high society and much sought after for his apparent charm and delightful conversation (though, because the book is so interior, focusing on the narrator’s external thoughts, and at the same time so exterior, minutely describing others and the milieu, that we rarely see much of what so appeals to society, though we can clearly see his perspicacious intelligence), so much of the novel takes place in the finest gatherings of old money. It’s all the more interesting, because I would probably be bored to tears at an actual such gathering.

The French title for this novel is actually Sodome et Gomorrhe. The first city is used as a metaphor/codeword for male homosexuality and the later for female homosexuality. Along with parties, these are the other topics that absorb the narrator. He secretly observes the grotesque, pathetic, aristocratic, mercurial, and proud Baron de Charlus (a fairly major character) initiate an encounter with tradesman. Later, he observes the pains that Charlus suffers for his younger, lower class lover (also a talented violinist). The narrator himself is filled with suffering at the thought that his mistress, Albertine, could be secretly ‘gomorrhic,’ which is to say, lesbian or bisexual. The book even ends with his decision to marry her for almost the sole purpose to make sure she doesn’t sleep with a woman (the next book is called The Captive or La Prisonnière, so you can guess what lengths of surveillance were required to reassure himself that she wasn’t sneaking off to hook up with a young lady). In these days of lesbian porn, it is almost amusing the thought of being made so miserable and dejected at the though that she might once have been with woman (she is clearly also interested in men and enjoys relations with them). Of course, underneath all this is whatever conflicts and shames Proust might have felt around his own homosexuality, which is also what makes these passages so tragic and sad.