I told my wife that Paul Ryan grew a beard. ‘I forgot about him,’ she said. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have uncovered why Ryan grew a beard.

Has it occurred to Boehner and McConnell that the congenital insanity of the House GOP caucus means that they are essentially ceding a huge amount of power to Pelosi because they will need her help to actually keep America working (failure to do so will almost guarantee that Dems take back the Senate next year; they might anyway, based on a favorable map).

I didn’t realize that Mitt hated Jeb so much. Or maybe Mitt’s just good friends Rubio. Either way, massive f— you. Wonder how this will affect Jeb’s super PAC fundraising?

I need to pay closer attention to this stuff.