Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day


When I lived in the South (variously in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi), I learned the importance of using the late Rev. Dr. King’s full title.

Sometimes, whites, as a subtle means of resistance to the idea of equality, would leave out the ‘doctor.’

Of course, sometimes it is just a simple matter of everyday laziness (even I will say ‘MLK’ on more than a few occasions). Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, but a cigar becomes important in those times when it is something more. So, it was drilled into me the necessity of making an effort to always say ‘Reverend Doctor’ before his name.

Jeb Bush Doesn’t Want Mitt Romney To Win


Sally Bradshaw, a former Chief of Staff to Jeb Bush, publicly said that she didn’t think that her old boss would endorse anybody.

And this is news?

Don’t you get it?

Mitt is going to win the nomination, the question is, for how long does he get battered and bruised?

Jeb could end it all now, give Mitt his endorsement and thereby pretty much guarantee that he cleans up in the Florida primary (and also hoovers up a lotta Florida campaign cash) and gets to start his general election campaign early. Heck, it would probably guarantee that Mitt also wins South Carolina, too.

And it’s not like there is anyone else out there for Jeb to endorse. He’s not going to endorse one of those other losers and tarnish his brand with their loser tag.

The only one he could endorse is the next nominee for the GOP and that’s Mitt ‘Mittens’ Romney.

But he’s not.

Why not? It’s the obvious thing to do. It would be a big step towards party unity.

BECAUSE JEB WANTS OBAMA TO GET RE-ELECTED SO HE CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016!!!!!

What part of this don’t you understand? I don’t get it. Are you stupid? Do think Jeb just up and retired and will end his life content that his incompetent brother was president while he, the shining light and resident genius/paragon of the family, is remembered as being the only male Bush who wasn’t President at one time?

My friend, we should talk seriously. You’re right. Jeb’s not interested in being president. I can tell you are very smart for knowing this, which is why I believe you’ll recognize this amazing opportunity to help my friend, the Archduke Ferdinand of Nigeria, while making yourself rich in the process. All he needs is the bank account of an enterprising and intelligent person like yourself so he can transfer his millions to America, also giving you 50% of his net worth.

No, Florida, You Didn’t Decide GOP Primary


Apparently, the RNC, in addition to stripping the Florida GOP of half its delegates to the 2012 RNC convention… in Tampa! they will also be punishing with some deliciously petty s–t. Stuff like assigning them too few hotel rooms and only the crappiest hotel rooms, as well as stripping away a bunch of their VIP passes.

Some folks are saying it was worth the risk, because now, Florida will decide the winner.

That’s risible.

You won’t decide s–t. Don’t you get it? This was ‘won’ when Mitt finished 8 votes ahead of Santorum to win Iowa. And if you still weren’t sure, it’ll be ‘won’ when Mitt wins in South Carolina.

The Florida GOP will have given up a seat at their own party – at a once in a lifetime chance to participate in a presidential convention in their own state – for bupkus. Nada. Rien. Zilch. A big old ball of nothing and a heaping side of sadness and existential despair.

Tony DiMatteo, the state committeeman from Pinellas, said it best when he griped:

We’re screwed. We’re going to have lousy floor space and lose a little prestige. And for what? It affects everybody. Even if you live in Tampa Bay, you have to stay at the hotel. When they meet for events, it’s in secure facilities.

The Sorrows Of Young Werther


Some time ago, at a library book sale near my apartment, I purchased a copy of Goethe’s The Sorrows of Young Werther, the quintessential book of the sensitive young man and the unobtainable woman.

It’s a short book and a swift read, but for the modern reader, it takes some getting used to. Werther is a one of the most emblematic products of German romanticism, of sturm und drang (storm and stress). Consequently, the raging, unconcealed emotionality of Werther, which seems overwrought and a little embarrassing to the modern reader, was far less so a couple of centuries ago (though the other characters make it clear that they find Werther a little over the top). And I’m not so young as I used to be (though younger than I will be) and am a little removed from the inner sensations that roiled me at age nineteen or twenty or even twenty-five.

Werther is a little disturbing to read. You can see the coming storm and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Certainly Werther has little idea of what’s going on (as evidenced by his apparent social faux pas while serving as the personal secretary to a high ranking official while trying to forget his unrequited love).

Charlotte, to the outside eye, seems as a far more predatory character than Werther views her. Encouraging affections she knows she cannot return and always doing just enough to keep the young man hanging on. And her poor husband Albert, who both pities and is terribly frustrated by Werther’s ignorant innocence and who knows he is being victimized by a form of emotional cuckolding.

And when poor Werther tries to kill himself and fails, only to die slowly and, frankly, embarrassingly, over the course of several days.

Which is genius of the novel, in the way it subverts expectations. Werther fails to manage a beautiful, moving death, like the famous statue of the poet Shelley. An epistolary novel, Goethe suffuses the reader with the urge to write back to Werther and call him a foolish a prat. Werther writes of himself as a romantic hero and the when we see the plot through Werther’s eyes, we can see where he’s going with it, but Goethe repeatedly smacks us about with his foolishness.

But Goethe also told his secretary, ‘It must be bad, if not everybody was to have a time in his life, when he felt as though Werther had been written exclusively for him.’

A very true statement, but one that also makes me somewhat sad. What would it have been like if I had read Werther when I was nineteen or twenty? How would it’s meaning have changed? Surely, it would have been different. And Goethe wrote it as a twenty-four year old. How wrong am I to impose the world view of someone whose age is as close to fifty as it is to twenty-four?

This is undoubtedly a book that should be read by young men.

Not to long ago, I wrote a post about books one ought to read before one is thirty, which prompted a nice little back and forth with a friend (and a crackerjack labor communicator, I should add). One issue that came up, and which my mother also kindly pointed out, was that my list could be viewed as a list for young men rather than young people. Does Werther fall into that category?

And isn’t Werther primarily for very young men? Not just under thirty, but an adolescent or someone in their early twenties?

A few years ago, my nephew started burying himself in books that were both challenging and also intended to challenge dominant worldviews, but I suspect that, before he was nineteen or twenty, this wasn’t the case.

It’s been something I’ve mourned that young people aren’t reading the great works of/for rebellious youth these days. Of course, this may all just a version of old man griping, that what really bothers me is that young people aren’t behaving like I behaved nor doing the things I think they should be doing.

But damn, it was fun huddling over coffee in Denny’s and whispering about the copy of The Anarchist Cookbook that one of us had acquired and wondering if it were true that bookstores reported to the FBI the names of anyone who ordered one (and it wasn’t on the shelves in the bookstore in Countryside Mall, I can promise you that). Or reading aloud from the sideways copy of Naked Lunch. Or comparing notes on Nietzsche. Or giggling over Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

My own ‘rebellious youth’ reading was still far from adequate. I’m fast approaching forty and haven’t ever read Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States, the bible and textbook of the historically minded leftist. And, as I’ve said, only now have I read Goethe’s classic novel for tormented young men in love.

We are all failures, in our way, are we not?

 

P.S. – To compensate for my andro-centric reading list, here’s an article on a writer known for her influence over young women.

Vicomte De Bragelonne


The Vicomte de Bragalonne: Ten Years Later is part of the third sequel to The Three Musketeers (the first sequel being Twenty Years After). I say part of the third sequel, because the third sequel is almost always broken up into three parts, culminating in The Man in the Iron Mask (virtually no resemblance to any of the movies).

While I was deep in my Dumas phase, as a young man in Florida, a time which also happened to be pre-internet, I hunted vigorously through used bookstores for these sequels. Among those I found was The Vicomte de Bragalonne, though in my edition, it was a faded red, smallish hardback titled only Ten Years Later.

I wish I remembered more about the convoluted plot of the lifelong progress of d’Artagnan and his three companions, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, but it was terribly convoluted.

During my New Year’s Eve supper with my lady friend at the Federalist, I wandered into a room for private dining, mainly to look at the books on the shelves. They were primarily in what I guessed to be Swedish, but among them was  a lovely copy of The Vicomte de Bragelonne and it’s mere appearance struck a very pleasant chord in my memory.

What Would Make You Miss The Tampa Bay Area?


Yes, these things would make me miss it more.

But I still miss two bookstores, Small Adventures and Inkwood. And the quiet beach in Gulfport. Yabba Dews Beach Bar. Cool Beanz Coffee. The Globe Coffeehouse. Monday night at the Castle.

The Record, Book & Comic Store Clerk


Salon.com, that online epitome of what Dwight McDonald referred to as ‘midcult,’ had a nice little fluff piece on the death of the clerk. Specifically, those record, comic, and book store clerks who were the gatekeepers and guides to the worlds of literature, ‘zines, small presses, alternative music, and jazz.

I wasn’t much into comics when I was in high school and I never went to the clerks at RTO for musical advice. I was too much of a quiet browser and have always hated sales pitches.

Later though, I became friends with a couple of clerks at a Barnes and Noble in Montgomery, Alabama (that store is apparently gone now, by the way). One was a bit of an expert in southern literature and hosted occasional poetry groups in the store and also collected ‘found poetry’ with a southern gothic tinge. The other was closeted anarchist with a taste for political lit.

These two probably were the clerks who influenced me the most.

A third was the owner of the used bookstore in Clearwater, Florida, A Blue Moon. He and my mother sometimes went out, so the clerk-customer relationship was a little weird. But he had a wonderfully curated store with a lot of great stuff and he wasn’t afraid to point out interesting books. He also used an old fashioned camera that took ten or twenty seconds to take a picture and required a photometer to use properly.

Stay Classy, Tallahassee


Crony capitalism at its finest… paid for by Florida tax dollars…

Happy Birthday, Edwin Abbot


My senior year of high school, back in Dunedin, Florida, I took a series of dual enrollment courses for college credit. The same professor taught all of them.

I wish I could remember his name, because he was the man who introduced me to Edwin Abbot’s mathematical/philosophical classic, Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions. And Edwin Abbot was born on this day in 1838.

If you haven’t read Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions, well, there’s no good reason why not. It’s short. It’s an easy read. And it’s a wonderfully inventive and enjoyable way to explore epistemic and spatial concepts (the book is about two dimensional beings, their inability to truly understand  three dimensionality, and about resistance to new concepts).

 

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