And If The Gingrich Bubble Bursts?


What then?

Will Romney’s support swell as everyone moves to the last man standing? Will Ron Paul get it as the next ‘Not Mitt’ in line?

Firstly, let me say that I am not convinced his bubble will burst. I think he might actually hold on long enough to win Iowa and then all bets are off. Especially if, as seems more and more likely, Romney comes in third in Iowa, with Newt and Ron Paul jockeying for first and second.

But, in the spirit of ‘what if,’ let me put forward a suggestion.

Rick Perry.

What! you exclaim. You mean the Texas nitwit who start flaming out the minute he opened his mouth? The man whose command of the spoken word makes Dubya look like Demosthenes? As John McEnroe was wont to say, you cannot be serious!

But here’s how I see it.

Gingrich explodes/implodes. The anti-Mitt vote (which appears to be close to 60% of the GOP electorate) has no where to go. Mitt moves into first place in Iowa, but with ‘undecided’ polling at between 40-60% in the Hawkeye State.

Ron Paul is simply too far outside the GOP mainstream in certain issues to round up more than a few percentage points from Newt’s demise.

Rick Perry, I propose, would get the lion’s share of the undecided voters just because he has the money to flood the airwaves and mailboxes with paid media, making him the last, semi-acceptable, ‘not Mitt’ that anyone hears from before the caucus.

Of course, his challenge in this scenario is whether these now rudderless voters will actually turn up at the caucus locations, but you could easily seem him doubling his current poll numbers and winding up in either first or second place (probably second, behind Ron Paul) and goes to South Carolina (Mitt cleans up in New Hampshire under this scenario, but gets no bounce because everyone expects him to clean up in New Hampshire) with the national story being, ‘Perry Comeback’ and ‘Perry Beats Expectations.’

Ta-da.

O Magnum Mysterium


You still have a few days left to catch a performance of O Magnum Mysterium at the Folger.

The collaboration between singers Roger Isaacs, Rosa Lamoreaux, François Loup, William Sharp, and Aaron Sheehan, and instrumentalist Joseph Gascho and the hilariously named ‘Piffaro the Renaissance Band’ was surprisingly great fun.

The use of period instruments was both enlightening and entertaining and the obvious joy the performers took in the music was wonderful. The way they bobbed and swayed to some of the music could have fooled you into thinking they were playing the latest catchy song on the radio, rather Spanish music from the 1500s.

All in all, a welcome respite from the hurly burly goings on at work and the sadness of the news of George Whitman’s death.

This Makes Me Feel A Little Better About The Fate Of Western Civilization


Filming of Paradise Lost: The Movie starring Bradley Freakin’ Cooper as Lucifer has been postponed.

This makes me feel somewhat more optimistic that the entirety of western culture won’t be buried beneath an avalanche of Twilight memorabilia.

Of course, I’d be more optimistic if the studio had released one of the following statements:

We realized that making John Milton’s blank verse epic of man’s fall from grace into a 3-D action movie extravaganza was an even worse idea than when we greenlighted more Alvin & the Chipmunks movies. Consequently, we have cancelled production and are donating the entire proposed budget to literacy programs in underserved communities.

or…

Even if you accept that making a Paradise Lost movie was a good idea, surely we can all agree that a smug, shallow, and limited actor like Bradley Cooper is the absolute wrong choice to play one of the most complex and, yes, tragic figures in all of literature. The man’s highest achievement as a thespian was holding his own onscreen next to the non-existent acting chops of mentally challenged boxer, Mike Tyson. We have left messages with Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, and Michael Fassbender. And that’s assuming we still agree that this movie should even be made. The money budgeted for Bradley Cooper’s salary will be donated to literacy programs in underserved communities.

George Whitman Has Died


George Whitman, the owner of Shakespeare and Company, the fabled Paris bookstore, died today. For months, he sheltered me in his bookstore as a vagrant teenager just out of high school. He was crazy and wonderful. He was 98 years old.

When he is buried with proper in Paris’ famed Pere Lachaise cemetery, he deserves to have his memorial made a site of pilgrimage every bit as much as Wilde, Balzac, and Morrison. Actually, much more than Morrison, if we’re honest.

Were Democrats Wrong To Be Concerned About Romney?


The conventional wisdom was that Romney (once it became clear that candidates like Thune, T-Paw, etc either weren’t running or weren’t gaining traction in the primary) was the most dangerous candidate Obama could face.

This became solidified as candidate after candidate gained momentum and, theoretically, was judged inadequate to the need to beat Obama while Romney kept chugging along under the premise that, ultimately, he was the one who could face down Obama and win.

But that’s not really looking so much the case now, is it?

Newt is the current front runner in this game. And the conventional wisdom says that he’s undisciplined and we (the GOP) needs Romney the Robot.

But it’s Newt who is staying on message, who is unflappable. And it’s Romney who’s looking easily rattled, who is doing stupid things like making ten thousand bets on national television.

And now I have to entertain the possibility that Newt could actually be far more dangerous for Obama and Romney far less dangerous that we have previously believed.

Man U Woes Multiply


Manchester United need a top class defensive midfielder more than ever now.

Darren Fletcher is out indefinitely with a ulcerative colitis. He has struggled with his health for a while, and this has been revealed as having been the aforementioned colitis.

When healthy, he is a dynamic, defensive midfielder. He is a decent passer of the ball, not great, but good enough to keep things fluid and rhythmic; but mainly, he is a fantastic ‘hassler.’ He could motor around the field all day long, chasing after and hassling opposing attackers and breaking up their rhythm and intercept attacks. When Man U was in possession, he could break forward to provide support in the attack.

Right now, Carrick is the only defensive minded central midfielder they have. Anderson is rarely fit and was always better suited as an attacking midfielder.

If they want to purchase a defensive midfielder with strong vision and the ability to pick out a great pass, that’s great. But right now, their priority isn’t a ‘passer’ but a ‘destroyer.’ Especially with the team’s captain and best central defender, Nemanja Vidic, out for the season, the team desperately needs someone in midfield who can provide cover for young defenders like Phil Jones and Chris Smalling (and older, slowing ones like Rio Ferdinand). And this person needs to be ready to lead now. Not a player for the future, but a player for the first game in January.

Daniele De Rossi, Lassana Diarra, Sami Khedira, Yann M’vila… whoever. Just get him.

Stay Classy, Florida


Or not.

Actually, just go ahead and target teachers who are trying to register young people to vote and pretend this isn’t about partisan politics.

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus And He Told Me To Tell You To Boycott Amazon Or Else The Only Thing You’ll Get For Christmas For The Rest Of Your Natural Life Is A Big ‘Ol Box Of Sadness


If you haven’t been paying attention, here’s the deal. Amazon has a new ‘Price Check’ app and they’re running a promotion around it.

You go into a bookstore, find something you like. Then you scan it with the price check app and if you buy it , Amazon will give you up to $5 off.

What absolute bulls–t. A big damn conspiracy for Amazon to use bookstores as showrooms for products and then turnaround and shamelessly undercut them. Oh, and keep in mind that these are the things that a local bookstore does that Amazon does not:

Pays sales taxes to support your police and fire departments, your children’s schools, and roads

Pay property taxes which also help with those things

Many indie bookstores also donate to your local community

Hire locals to work in the bookstore

Provide a community gathering place focused on literacy, culture and civic engagement

So, yes. You should boycott Amazon.

Literary Criticism


There’s been some recent buzzing about a perceived crisis in literary and poetic criticism.

It’s somewhat depressing to think about. I’ve spent a bit of time complaining about how the New York Times never reviews poetry. Frankly, there is no widely read publication that will reliably cover poetry. Sure, a paper or periodical will occasionally review something, but it’s invariably by an aging lion of poetry or a re-issue or translation of something by someone dead. Very frustrating. And yes, it probably does contribute to the failure to build a decent culture of criticism.

Where’s Calvin Trillin when you need him?

Does Politics Need More Intellectuals?


Should political leaders also be intellectuals? This guy says, yeah, they kind of should.