This is really just an excuse to show this awesome thing that the fine time wasters at Stumbleupon landed me on: Artybollocks Generator.

It instantly creates a marvelously meaningless, yet still maybe possible real sounding artistic statement to describe your… well, whatever it is that you are creating.

Create Your Own Instant Artist Statement

For your own edification, here’s mine:

My work explores the relationship between Critical theory and urban spaces.

With influences as diverse as Blake and L Ron Hubbard, new variations are crafted from both opaque and transparent layers.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the human condition. What starts out as contemplation soon becomes finessed into a hegemony of greed, leaving only a sense of failing and the dawn of a new order.

As temporal derivatives become transformed through studious and academic practice, the viewer is left with an epitaph for the edges of our era.