This is really just an excuse to show this awesome thing that the fine time wasters at Stumbleupon landed me on: Artybollocks Generator.
It instantly creates a marvelously meaningless, yet still maybe possible real sounding artistic statement to describe your… well, whatever it is that you are creating.
For your own edification, here’s mine:
My work explores the relationship between Critical theory and urban spaces.
With influences as diverse as Blake and L Ron Hubbard, new variations are crafted from both opaque and transparent layers.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the human condition. What starts out as contemplation soon becomes finessed into a hegemony of greed, leaving only a sense of failing and the dawn of a new order.
As temporal derivatives become transformed through studious and academic practice, the viewer is left with an epitaph for the edges of our era.