Thank god for the polar vortex. Maybe now those a stupid liberals and their scientists will shut up.
You see, if there were extensive and significant disruptions to global weather patterns, everyone knows tat would only cause one type of change to weather patterns: making it hotter everywhere.
Instead, we have seen many different varieties if extreme weather in many different regions, so there can’t be global climate change.
So, on account of record low temperatures suddenly affecting vast swathes of the country, we can say for certain that climate change is a myth.