Can you believe my mother let read books with covers like this when I was in elementary school? And she’s going to see this and read this caption and then she’s going to call me and ask, ‘Was I really that bad?’ and I’m going to say, ‘No, you were wonderful and encouraged me to read, even if you thought it was total crap,’ and then everything will be cool, except there will still be some nagging doubt in the back of her mind.
the coffee philosopher 
You know your mother too well. Scary.
Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:33:59 +0000 To: blackwellhoney@hotmail.com