Researchers have found a new particle consistent with what they think to be a Higgs boson at a sensitivity level of sigma 5.
Apparently, sigma 5 is very good.
So, I’m moving proactively on this and will be advertising on Craigslist for graduates of Phoenix, Strayer, Devry, and ITT Tech to build a time machine in my garage. Wages will comply with DC living wage laws.
the coffee philosopher 
Hello!
I work in Development for the New York based production company Back Roads Entertainment. We are a non-fiction television production company. We’ve created programs for networks such as E!, Bravo and Travel Channel.
I wanted to see if you’re interested in being involved in a television project. We’re developing a documentary series on individuals who are building time machines or otherwise pursuing time travel. If possible, we would be happy to set up a time to discuss the project further and answer any questions you may have. Please let us know if there’s a time that would be convenient for you and we would be happy to get in touch.
To learn more about us, please visit our website at http://backroadsentertainment.com/
You can reply directly to brecasting@gmail.com, with a bit about yourself and your endeavors.
Thank you for your time and consideration. We look forward to speaking with you soon.
Cheers,
Nick