Well, number one, this acts as bit of public confirmation by Jebbie that, yeah, contrary to repeated denials, he clearly has thought about running for president (because we all totally believed him when he said this was the last thing on his mind).

He also reaffirmed that he will not by Mitt’s veep nominee.

Let’s read between the lines, shall we?

This year was probably mine…

In other words: I could have beaten every one of those tossers running, including Mitt, who you never really liked anyway and this is a reminder that he was never more than anyone’s third choice and the best of a bad lot.

Oh, and I won’t join the ticket to prop that tosser Mitt, because he’s probably going to lose, which wouldn’t have happened if I’d run.

And even though I said this year, as opposed to 2016, was my year, I’d just like to congratulate President Obama on his re-election and in four and a half years, y’all can find me in my new digs at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Peace out.