Why am I not shocked to hear that Republicans are trying to eliminate funding for bike trails?

There’s a beautiful right by where I grew up in Florida, called the Pinellas Trail.

But maybe those GOP’ers are right. After all, surely Americans, especially are children, are currently spending too much time out doors and getting too much exercise. Because, really, Americans are in too good of a shape. We should spend less time on bike trails and more time on our couches.