It’s Time For Klinsmann To Go

Past time, in fact. Even if the USMNT does well at the Copa America, because, whatever is accomplished will have been accomplished in the absence of a game plan.

He has failed to settle on a basic blueprint for how his teams line and how they will play. A commentator once said that the Brazilian center back, David Luiz, played like a ten year old on a Playstation. That’s how Klinsmann coaches. Who, I ask you, dear reader, is our preferred (in practice) center back pairing? Of our most commonly played midfielders – Michael Bradley, Jermaine Jones, and Alejandro Bedoya – where will they line up? For that matter, where will our best outfield player – Fabian Johnson – line up, if at all?

He hasn’t contributed towards any kind of culture within the national team set up. Over five years, his only real success in bringing a younger player through is Jordan Morris (and then inexplicably left him out of the Copa squad; he was instrumental in creating the Gonzalez/Besler partnership and helping nurture Gonzalez, but has since left him out in the cold; Pulisic was discovered and nurtured by Borussia Dortmund), and I fear he’s going to screw that up.

When teams under previous coaches, like Bob Bradley, gutted out wins, it was because they had been instilled with a hard working, never say die ethos. When it happened at the last World Cup, it felt like the players were doing it themselves, rather than responding to anything Klinsmann had instilled.

It would be a terrible idea to replace him during a tournament, but for God’s sake, Sunil, when the Copa is over, find someone and fast!

Bangkok Spurs

At a night market in the Ramintra neighborhood of Bangkok, I opted to skip shoe shopping to drink Singha and Chang and watch Tottenham play Watford at a pleasant bar.

A group of young men sat behind me and by their cheers and groans were evidently Spurs’ fans. When Heung-Min Son scored a rabona to win it in the eighty-ninth minute, we high fived and showed that ethnic and linguistic differences can be overcome by the atavistic bonds of alcohol and tribal affiliation. In other words, world peace can be achieved if we all agree that #Arsenalsucks.

Note: the woman in the picture is not a Spurs fan but she is my sister and doesn’t really have strong opinions on the matter.


Leicester City

img_4200When I was flying back to my dreary, dismal home from Thailand and was wandering the shops and stores of the Bangkok airport, I saw a store selling exclusively Leicester City swag. T-shirts, scarves, banners, etc.

At that time, Leicester was a terrible team. They had only just escaped relegation and aesthetically speaking, ran the gamut from mediocre to downright unpleasant to watch.

So this store, in an international airport, felt like the equivalent of an unaffiliated, single-A team from central Nebraska having a gift shop in the Yucatan (though truth though, as usual, is far more prosaic; Leicester is sponsored by King Power, the duty free vendor for BKK Airport – they even play in ‘King Power Stadium’)

Well, five months or so after I saw that fateful store, Leicester is topping to table in England and fun to watch, to boot. Feels like fate.

In Honor Of Johan Cruyff

Johan Cruyff, who was famous for turning Dutch ‘Total Football’ into a reality on the field, was also famous for smoking a ridiculous number of cigarettes each, on stubbing them out when he had to take the field. Sadly, he now has lung cancer.

So let’s remember what made him and watch him do the famous ‘Cruyff Turn.’

The Formation Is Not The Problem

I totally reject the premise that Juventus’ problem in the Champions League is their 3-5-2 formation. Totally and without reservation. Formations, provided one has the players to execute and the tactical nous to make adjustments to a particular player’s role (go a little wider or tuck in a little more; attack more or stay back; mark or press this opposing player), are beside the point.

Manchester City has struggled in the Champions League with a far more expensively assembled lineup, yet no one is blaming Manuel Pelligini’s formation on their shortcomings.

The Champions League is difficult and Juventus, with the exception of their goalkeeper, the ageless Gianluigi Buffon and Andre Pirlo, and their tireless terrier of a striker, Carlos Tevez, does not have many players with experience in the latter stages of the tournament. Switching to a 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3 or 4-3-1-2 or a 3-3-1-3 (shout out to Marcelo Bielsa on that last one) is not the answer. Luck, a few new players, and some more luck are the answer. I would argue that they failed in the past because Juventus didn’t sufficiently rotate over the season, but it’s certainly not about a particular formation, unless it’s not properly executed.