Midweek Staff Meeting – English Poetry In French


What does the poetry of Lorine Niedecker read like in French?

Chomsky versus Everett – when linguists go all medieval on each other (actually no, it’s an argument about what the presence of absence of recursive sentence formations may or may not mean for the theory of ‘Universal Grammar’).

Be silent.

Weekend Reading – Have A Happy Easter


Is Umberto Eco an overrated, bloviated blowhard?

The letters of Sigmund Freud and his second most famous disciple.

A cinematic ode to the owner of Shakespeare & Co.

Sunday Book Review – Sidewalk Booksellers


Poetry reviews from the Los Angeles Review of Books.

Stop that bookseller!

Henry David Thoreau helps to analyze climate change.

If you were a Paris Review contributor, what would you read?

Neurophilosophy


I was living in a suburb of Minneapolis with my good friend Ryan.

Part of our relationship is based on shared appreciation for literature, science fiction, and philosophy, but also on our appreciation coming from different directions.

In short, I am am humanities geek and he’s a hard sciences geek.

During this time, I read a book in his collection called Neurophilosophy by Patricia Churchland.

Neurophilosophy indulges in a contemporary brand of scientific reductivism that I cannot accept on a very visceral level. On a more rational level, while I accept that we may one day understand all the problems of consciousness and free will within a scientific framework, I believe that the terms under which they are resolved and the extent to which science will have advance will have the effect of rendering all the claims of neurophilosophical reductivism as meaningless as Churchland finds most efforts by traditional philosophy to address these issues to be.

These memories were brought up when I read this essay debunking the claims and efforts of Churchland and her colleagues. Unfortunately, I can’t say I’m pleased to have the author on ‘my’ side, mainly because he’s tendetiously strident, without showing much in the way of rigor and spends most of the piece tearing straw men without bothering to address the very real issues brought up by applying modern neuroscience to the old questions of philosophy and religion.

I fully understand and participate in the subjective desire to believe in something transcendent – something inside us as conscious beings connected to art, beauty, creation, the divine. But, dude… not the way to make the argument! Thanks for setting us back.

I should also add the my friend’s views have softened and he is, dare I say, closer to ‘my’ side of the argument (‘our’ side?) than where his opinions used to fall. Getting soft in his old age?

Weekend Reading – Slow Down


Reading slowly is good for you (I’m serious – it makes you a better person is a real and measurable way).

How does poetry fit in an e-book world (answer: right now, not very well; it’s those pesky line breaks).

The Found Poetry Project and how you can participate.

The high end side of vanity publishing.

Sunday Book Review – What Is Poetry Without A Proper Font?


We need better fonts for poetry!

The saddest billionaires in the world.

I’ve always loved early Hemingway best, myself (The Sun Also Rises is an all time favorite).

From sea slugs to the science of art.

Weekend Reading – Actually, I Think It’s Supposed To Be Spelled ‘D-O-G’


Actually, I never called it the ‘God Particle.’

Evolution is just a theory. You know, like gravity and anti-biotics.

Neuroscience not yet up to the task of disproving free will.

John Carter, The Movie


I saw John Carter on Monday night and I enjoyed it. If you have been reading the coffee philosopher lately, than you know that I’ve been looking forward to this more than a little.

While the plot diverges a good deal from the first book (A Princess of Mars), the spirit is firmly that of the classic adventure pulps. And it was pretty necessary to diverge, plotwise. Princess is more episodic than its sequel and lacks the single minded, narrative drive of a good adventure movie.

John Carter of Mars was created during the heyday of the adventure pulps and well before John Campbell used his editorship of Astounding to more or less invite modern, ‘hard’ science fiction. Before Campbell, science fiction (though the John Carter stories are often classified as a kind of sub-category called ‘planetary romance’ – a way to do science fiction where highly advanced species with advanced technology still find excuses to fight with swords; also to include buxom babes and strapping heroes of noble mien) was not so concerned with science and its implications (nor complex characterization, to be honest) and was more concerned with the adventure side of things, science be damned.

Anyway, this movie was fun. Everyone played it straight up with no irony. And Willem Dafoe was hilarious. I could have used some more shouting from the hero (instead of I’m on Mars… maybe do it I’M ON MARS!?!!??!), but I dive into a pulp adventure looking for strong willed women who are somehow forced by circumstance to less clothing than might normally be considered practical or modest and heroes who like to use swords and face overwhelming odds.

And there four a things that are generally guaranteed to make any movie better, and John Carter feature half of them – attractive women wearing the aforementioned inadequate (though still PG-13) clothing and fifteen foot tall sarcastic green men (for those people keeping track, the other things that make any movie better are Christopher Walken and Voltron, Defender of the Universe; I am hoping that one or more those will appear in sequel).

I do have one quibble with the movie. Ciaran Hinds is an amazing actor, but he should never be forced to wear a stupid hairpiece (is he losing his hair? I don’t know, but surely a Ciaran with thinning hair is better than a Ciaran wearing a thirty year old hairpiece salvaged from a thirty-five year old BBC production of I, Claudius). Also, in a movie where everyone wears navel revealing outfits, Hinds really stands out for being the only actor whose navel we never see. The reason why is obvious and gets to my point on the matter: Hinds’ role really didn’t need a quality actor and I would suggest that the casting director should have given greater consideration to actors of appropriate age who, while possibly possessed of less acting ability, were possessed of a reasonably flat stomach.

Tuesday Morning Staff Meeting – Libraries, Spaceships & Steve Jobs, The Well Meaning Fascist


Yes, there is quite a bit of arrogance in this man’s description of his library, but as e-readers become more prevalent, the fetishization of the book seems almost a necessary response.

How big is a ‘Firefly’ class space ship?

But when it comes to the T.A.R.D.I.S., it’s what’s inside that counts.

Steve Jobs’ philosophy was, ultimately, paternalistic authoritarianism.

Midweek Staff Meeting – It’s About Morals


The problem with literary piracy.

How to introduce the science fiction fan in your life to poetry.