Why Paul Ryan Won’t Be President


Larry Sabato, the sage of Virginia, once headlined, not exactly a fundraiser, but more of a donor prospecting event, for a progressive political organization with which I had an affiliation (they occasionally, though not as frequently as I would liked, paid me).

When the subject of the 2008 elections (which hadn’t happened yet – this was still 2007) came up, he dispensed his careful, semi-non-partisan (it wasn’t a non-partisan that he was playing for) wisdom.

At one point, I noted that when I’d met John Edwards, he struck me as being a bit of an a–hole. Larry said, Edwards will never be president. As part of the Kerry-Edwards, not only did he lose his home state, he lost the town where he lived. Not only did he lost the town where he lived, he lost the precinct where Edwards himself voted. His own neighbors didn’t vote for him.

Well, I don’t know how Paul Ryan’s precinct voted, but Ryan not only lost Wisconsin, the Romney-Ryan ticked lost Ryan’s hometown of Janesville, where his family had been prominent, well-respected business people (the family money primarily came from government contracts, mostly building roads) for more than a generation.

Sounds to me like a violation of, let’s call it ‘the Sabato Rule.’

Mica & Transportation


Count me as one of those who believe that Florida’ own John Mica will be granted a waiver by Speaker Boehner to keep his chairmanship of the House Transportation Committee.

Mica is an old school, pork barrel patronage kind ‘o Congressman. The sort of establishment type who will stick with Boehner. And Boehner needs the support of as many of those as he can round up to stave off the nonetheless inevitable backstab by Cantor or whoever else the rebellious youth of the GOP round up to push him out.

WTF?!


Really? My home state of Florida, under the guidance of Rick Scott and his Republican ouija board, is now dissing both my college major (history) and my minor (philosophy)?

Governor Rick Scott, you lack the basic self control God gave to an infant monkey suffering from projectile diarrhea, you ignorant c–p weasel.

You are an amazing combination of ignorant and embarrassing. Congressman David Rivera (R-soon to be indicted, just lost) is five seconds away from looking at you and saying, ‘Dude, you have lost the plot.’

Ugh.


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At The Folger Shakespeare Library – Red, White, and Blue: Poets on Politics Nikky Finney and Brian Turner


Before the reading, I picked up a copy of Phantom Noise by Brian Turner. It wasn’t that I necessarily had a preference, merely that I was in a bookstore and they had a copy of one of his books and not one by Nikki Finney.

I am always unsure about poetry and politics. I think we desperately need political poetry, for the sake of both our inter/national political discourse and for the sake of poetry (which must be engaged to be vibrant; though that is not to say that all poetry needs to be engaged, merely that if there is no engaged poetry or very little, poetry becomes too disconnected from the life of the people and risks becoming little more than a pretty art for the wealthy and comfortable).

This one was originally scheduled for October 30, but that pesky hurricane postponed that, of course. I can only imagine they worked hard to get this rescheduled so as to at least take place before the election, but nothing could help the comparatively sparse crowd that we can surely blame on the new date.

Nikki Finney was relatively quiet. Whether she is naturally restrained, or felt constrained by the garrulous Brian Turner and the too intrusive host/moderator, Alice Quinn.

Alice Quinn is executive director of the Poetry Society of America, she a wonderful and erudite speaker on poetry, but I frankly did not attend to hear to her speak. I just didn’t. But she really seemed to want to speak.

I rarely ask questions during this things, but this time I did. My question was about success – that if there is a purpose to political poetry beyond aesthetics, how is success judged. And Quinn asked who I wanted to answer this, seemingly thinking maybe she was the intended recipient.

Oh, hell no. I came to hear Nikke Finney and Brian Turner read poetry and speak about their work and the night’s theme, politics and political poetry. I would happily attend a future lecture by Alice Quinn, but that’s not what this was.

Turner was a very open and talkative man. He knew my old boss, Congresswoman Grace Napolitano, on account of her work with veterans and on PTSD and mental health issues. He gave me his email address and told me to send him my address and he would send me copies of his first book, Here, Bullet – one for me and one for her. Well, I couldn’t have that happen, so I bought two copies, in addition to Phantom Noise, and asked him to sign one for her. He asked me to offer her his assistance, any time, any place. Once he found out I worked for union, he made the same offer to me.

I enjoyed Phantom Noise more than I expected. It’s very much about the experience of coming home from Iraq and the ongoing trauma of PTSD, which I don’t always feel makes for very good poetry. Phantom Noise is a bit of an exception (or perhaps, I just haven’t read enough in the genre to understand how good things have gotten, poetry-wise, even if its mere existence is a reminder of how bad things still are and can be for veterans). It does tend to be a bit much. Too many poems about bloody memories interrupting ordinary, man-woman relations.

He did ask me how I read books of poetry, whether I skipped around or read them front to back like a novel. I told him, like a novel. Perhaps his work is better read in a different fashion and he realized that. In bunches, too much. His own reading style was very conversational and dialogical in between the poems, as if he knew the importance of the spaces between poems (and not just within a poem).

Anyway… super excited about Kay Ryan coming up. Saw her read as Poet Laureate and saw her once when I was still living in California.

Wow


I figured we would still be counting the votes needed for victory (Florida, naturally, is another cock up, thanks to Rick Scott and his merry band of garden gnomes, including Will Weatherford, John Thrasher, and assorted other embarrassments), but this thing was called freaking early.

In case you’re wondering, I took this picture outside the White House around 11:15 pm.

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How To Impress Friends, Look Smart & Still Go To Bed At A Semi-Reasonable Hour


So, you’re sitting at home on Tuesday, wondering what to watch.

I know you say, I’ll watch election returns.

Cool!

Except, wait! I’m not going to stay up all freaking night for results in places like Colorado and Nevada to come in!

I just wish there were some, I don’t know, bellwethers, on the east coast that would tell me what’s happening before, say 3am.

As it happens, there are. And I can help you find them.

Is Obama going to win? Look for Florida, North Carolina, and Virginia.

A win in Virginia suggests Obama is on track to win. Things could still go wrong, but you can go to bed feeling pretty comfortable that you know who won.

Florida? If Obama wins Florida, that’s it. He won. He’ll probably get 315+ EVs (electoral votes – 270 are needed to win).

North Carolina? Yeah, go to sleep. Obama’s getting 325+ EVs (and he’s also winning Florida). And if Romney wins North Carolina, but it’s close, then that’s probably the equivalent to Obama winning Virginia, which is the say, maybe he doesn’t get 330 EVs, but a reasonably 285+ is in the cards. You can post on Facebook something like, ‘Man, Romney could barely seal the deal in North Carolina. Game over. No way he’s winning Ohio or Wisconsin. Better luck in 2016 with Chris Christie, my GOP’er friends.’

But what could tell if you Romney’s winning? You could look for a 5 point for Romney in Florida, but I’m going to suggest looking at Pennsylvania. Not for a Romney win, but for Romney coming close. If Romney comes with 2 points of Obama in Pennsylvania, you can tell your Facebook friends, ‘I don’t know. Look at those numbers out of Pennsylvania. I think maybe non-college whites are breaking for Romney by a bigger than expected margin. This is going to be a long night for Obama.’ When you drop phrases like ‘non-college whites,’ your friends will be, like, whoa, that dude is smart! S/he must read, like, newspapers.’

The Sunday Newspaper – Death & Poetry


The dying poet.

If you want a confessional, read his books, not his diaries.

The (not so) secret radicalism of Paul Ryan.

Has she seen Episode II?

Send someone you know (or someone you don’t know) a book of poetry.