That’s pretty much all I have to say on the matter. Oh, except for: don’t expect me to ever use the new name.
Why Bill Young Won’t Be Beat This Election Cycle
The answer is simple: money.
Yes, Young has let his fundraising slip. The truth is, he has been living off his cash on hand (COH) for several cycles and it has finally reached the point where you can safely say that it’s pretty darn low. Less than two hundred thousand dollars, in fact.
But his last opponent, Charlie Justice, raised less than three hundred thousand, if I recall (I’m too lazy to look it up, but if I’m wrong, it’s not by much). And Young is more than capable of bringing in $100K a quarter without getting out of bed, simply by having someone mail donation envelopes to lobbyists, PACs, and defense contractors.
The way to beat him is money. I would say at least $1 million, with most of that being put on television and a serious investment in a ground game, with a considerable team of organizers in the field.
And do you have a candidate in mind who can raise that?
Didn’t think so.
Ken Welch is broadly popular, but he hasn’t shown the ability nor the desire to raise that kind of money. Down the road, Kriseman could become that, but he’s not nearly there yet.
Yes, Democrats should run someone – not credible, since I’ve just spent this post explaining that there really isn’t a credible candidate (credible in the sense of having a half decent at winning), but someone with a good profile who won’t embarrass anyone – but folks need to get away from focusing on guys like Bill Young and start focusing on winning city council and mayoral races and then on state legislative and countywide races.
Then, once a sizeable number of Democrats have clout at the county level, let’s talk about Young. Of course, he’ll probably have retired by then (and don’t think that Republicans Karen Seel and Frank Hibbard aren’t licking their chops at that eventuality).
I should add that if you live in St Pete or Largo, you will have a chance to vote for some up and coming Democrats in municipal elections. St Peter City Councilman Steve Kornell is great candidate, great member of the city council, and just a good guy to boot and I’ve heard great things about another St Pete candidate, Charlie Gerdes, and about Largo City Commission candidate, Michael Smith.
Bike Trails
Why am I not shocked to hear that Republicans are trying to eliminate funding for bike trails?
There’s a beautiful right by where I grew up in Florida, called the Pinellas Trail.
But maybe those GOP’ers are right. After all, surely Americans, especially are children, are currently spending too much time out doors and getting too much exercise. Because, really, Americans are in too good of a shape. We should spend less time on bike trails and more time on our couches.
Connie Mack Running For Senate
He’s actually in.
This probably hurts LeMieux and McCallister the most. LeMieux because he will no longer have the “moderate” tag to himself. McCallister because he was never really doing well because people liked him, but just because they weren’t sold on Hasner and LeMieux – and now Mack will be the new shiny object for folks to look at.
The question now becomes whether Mack will be able to pull in the DC money that was flowing more to LeMieux and how much will state based interests put into independent expenditures on Hasner’s behalf (the corollary being whether Mack can raise enough to deal with those IEs).
Also, how much heat will he get for being married to a California congresswoman? It makes for a fine argument that he’s not really as deeply attached to Florida as he ought to be – presumably he’s spending not insignificant time in her Palm Spring district, as well spending a lot of time keeping house together in Washington. I don’t pretend to know the answers, but someone’s going to make hay out of this.
In 2014, This Man Will Be The Most Powerful Person In Florida
Chris Dorworth will become the Florida House Speaker in 2014.
As you can see here, he appears to be a combination of the kind of stupidity that gives heft to the argument against evolution (‘If evolution were a fact,’ said the philosopher of intelligent design, ‘shouldn’t Chris Dorworth have been killed and eaten by a hedgehog by now?’) and the sickly sweet smell of semi-legal corruption.
Even Patch Is Getting Into The Review Game
Walkable Cities
Living in a walkable neighborhood is a huge issue for me. Even when living in car obsessed cities like Los Angeles and Atlanta, I still migrated towards walkable neighborhoods with restaurants, bookstores, entertainment, and groceries all within easy strolling distance (if you’re curious, I lived in Hollywood and Midtown to accomplish those things).
I was as surprised as anyone that New Jersey turns out to be the state with the most “walkable cities,” according to this article.
I also want to bring attention to the picture they used – I am guessing it is San Francisco, but that’s not my point. There’s a Borders prominently featured in it. Kind of makes me sad.

I Live In Cities That Drink A Lot Of Coffee
The 10 American cities that spend the most on coffee.
I have lived in four of them: Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Washington, and Miami.
A coincidence?
(Relatively) Recent Books of Poetry Worth Looking Up
Seth Abramson tends to divide opinion.
He’s sort of the anti-Anis Shivani.
If Shivani’s role in the intellectual ecology of poetry is to be a blowhard a–hole and bomb throwing provocateur, then Abramson is the ultimate defender of the status quo – the status quo, in this case, being the importance of MFA programs in the aforementioned intellectual ecology of poetry.
However, at least both write with some regularity about contemporary poetry in more or less prominent venues. God knows poetry needs people with the means and desire to do so.
God knows a blogger-cum-poet-cum-activist with a blog whose reach extends not far beyond his own family doesn’t meet that criteria.
But to get back on topic.
Abramson recently posted on the Huffington Post Ten Recent Books of Poetry You Should Read Right Now.
After all of that earlier discussion of provocateurs versus defenders of the established order and intellectual ecologies, this is all just a misbegotten excuse to post my own top ten.
I know. Ugh. But here it is (in no particular order):
Charles Wright, Sestets: Poems
I was not a Wright fan until I heard him read at the Folger Shakespeare Library and heard his recent work. To me, he was sort of a Merwin-lite, which is like Corona Light. Really – what’s the point? Is Corona such a heavy brew that we need a watered down equivalent? But what Wright is doing these days just impresses the heck out of me. Sestets: Poems keeps some of the rawer edge of his contemporary work while working within a single form (the sestet, naturally) for an entire collection.
Anne Carson, Autobiography of Red: A Novel in Verse
I think this was the second or third book by Carson that I read. I know that I bought it while I was living in Iowa. It’s verse novel retelling of the tale of Herakles and the monster Geryon (slain during the accomplishing of Herakles’ seven labors). Geryon, an ugly, monstrous child, teased at school, finds purpose as a gay bohemian artist – a photographer to be exact – whose earlier love affair with Herakles makes his death at his former friend and lover’s hand so much more heart rending. Good stuff. As always, the way the contemporary and the classical intersect in Carson’s work is amazing.
Charles Simic, The World Doesn’t End
This book was from 1990, so it’s beyond the fifteen year limit Abramson set himself, but I think that Simic gets short shrift these days. Yes, he’s tending to repeat himself, but his best work is very, very good. And this is one of his best. It’s also the first book by him I ever read. I was in Montgomery, Alabama and these surrealistic prose poems opened up contemporary poetry for me. The intersection of lightheartedness with undertones of barely held memories of war torn Eastern Europe is still worth appreciating.
Adrienne Rich, An Atlas of the Difficult World: Poems 1988-1991
Adrienne Rich’s style was a huge influence of my writing when I was younger (maybe it still is – certainly the echoes remain). An Atlas of the Difficult World: Poems 1988-1991 and Dark Fields of the Republic: Poems 1991-1995 deeply affected me. I was not necessarily “up” on things like feminist poetics and queer/LGBT poetics, but I could tell something was going on there that was important and that I needed to understand better. I picked Atlas over Dark Fields because the time period it covers was also important for me and my creative and intellectual development. Dark Fields has a cooler title though (it’s from The Great Gatsby – “And as I sat there, brooding on the old, unknown world, I thought of Gatsby’s wonder when he first picked out Daisy’s light at the end of his dock. He had come such a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close he could hardly fail to grasp it. But what he did not know was that it was already behind him, somewhere in the vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.”)
Kim Addonizio, Lucifer at the Starlite
Let’s get something out of the way first. Kim Addonizio is hot. She’s mid-fifties, but looks like mid-thirties. And she looks and talks like she’s living the bohemian dream of a twenty year old lit major dreaming of life as an artist-cum-shaman. And her poetry has that aura of college rebellion and youthful sexual transgression. There’s also a certain shamanistic quality to her writing (it is no surprise that she has also published two books on the creative process). But there is also a Bukowski-esque despairing darkness of the stories in her poems (a lot of narrative poetry in her oeuvre). Of two pack a day failure. She appears to be living the dream, but her poetry often tells of that dream’s failure. Oh, and she is originally from Washington, DC.
Bob McCann, Warehouse
You won’t find this chapbook, I expect. It was self-published by Bob in the early nineties. Frankly, he over edited the titular poem, Warehouse. But listening to him read its various iterations at the weekly poetry group we attended was incredible. It was filled with lines and images that blew away this young would be poet (or poet who was young then; funny to think that I am almost now the same age he was then). I haven’t seen hide nor hair of him in years. I don’t even know if he still lives in St Petersburg, Florida. You’ll find a brief reference to him and to the poem here.
Fanny Howe, Selected Poems
I am not very comfortable including “selected” or “collected” poems in here. It feels like cheating. But when I came across this book, I thought she was something special – someone I should have been reading for years. Howe hit a certain zeitgeist in my life and I’ve got to include it.
Anonymous, Beowulf (tr. by Seamus Heaney)
Heaney, of course, is a Nobel Prize winning Irish poet. Despite myself, I am a fan of his poetry. If I were to name a favorite, it would be his 1979 collection, Field Work. He has a certain hard empirical concreteness (in my mind) to his lilting (what a cliche – to call an Irishman’s literary voice ‘lilting’) lyrical voice. Makes the pastoral touches enjoyable. But his masterwork may not be any of his original works, but his translation of the Anglo-Saxon epic, Beowulf. I bought this book at Chapter 11 Books near the Kroger’s grocery store in midtown Atlanta.
Ted Joans, WOW
Ted Joans meant a lot to me, though I hardly knew him. For a young man in Paris for the first time, what massive figure to meet (I was both young and short [still am short], so it was pretty easy for folks to seem to tower over me). I have to include this, his last (to my knowledge) book. Chapbook really. Read more here.
Abdellatif Laabi, The World’s Embrace: Selected Poems
I was visiting my friend Mike in San Francisco (I was living in Los Angeles at the time) and insisted (of course) on visiting City Lights Bookstore. Upstairs, they have a lovely room devoted to poetry. By chance, I came across this book. Loved it. Had a couple of quibbles with the translation (the translator seemed to translate a particular line without realizing that it was a reference to Baudelaire, so the English didn’t reflect it), but the beauty of the poems comes through. Great way to integrate political sentiment into beautiful, lyrical pieces.
The Death Row Poet?
A blogger cum poet on death row writing about the failures of the penal system. And poetry.
Here’s an article about him in the St Pete Times.