‘Magician’s Gambit’ By David Eddings (New Year’s Resolution, Book Twenty-Five)


Economy. I’m going to keep using that word as I read through David Eddings’ multi-volume opus. It’s economical. In a good way. Usually. Not always. Economy of writing (and therefore, economy of reading). At $7.99 pop at the bookstore (assuming you can’t find a used copy of a particular edition), it’s also economical to purchase.

Now the bad. He’s starting to write about teen romance. No fantasy writer ever gets that right. Eddings, like most, understands that a fifteen year old is usually confused by their feelings and often don’t actually understand what would be perfectly obvious to an adult able to penetrate teen culture long enough to observe. What he doesn’t get, and neither do many others, is that fifteen year old are also horribly and frighteningly horny and prone to fingernail on chalkboard grating bouts of pseudo-romantic melodrama.

The hero, Garion (or sometimes Belgarion) starts getting very powerful, very fast. Too fast for me. Too much economy, perhaps? And some of his uniqueness has a certain deux ex machina quality that I don’t like. Maybe it’s that we’re on the third book and too many characters seem too roughly drawn considering all the time we’ve spent with them. Again, too much economy getting in the way.

The book, while not actually third person limited, does tend to focus on incidents where the young hero, Garion, is directly present. On the whole that’s fine and dandy but I did start to get a little disappointed at so much happening offstage, as it were. A lot of fun, tricksy, magical, violent stuff seems to be happening… elsewhere. I’d like to have seen some more of it.

The climax was… I don’t want to call it exciting, but perhaps… intense? Certainly, Eddings is more than capable of good fantasy writing and he accomplishes some here.

Just Because… ‘The Face’ By Clint Dempsey


Inside the Printing Studio Where Obsolete Tech Will Never Die


Finally Drank That Bottle


the view from the Good Luck Cellars' porch
the view from the Good Luck Cellars’ porch

We’d gone to the Northern Neck of Virginia back in May and came back with three bottles of wine from Good Luck Cellars, near Kilmarnock. The bed & breakfast we stayed at, the Hope and Glory Inn, was wonderful and very professional and homey (though possibly owned by tea partiers; I snapped a picture of the bookshelf in the sitting room to confirm that, yes, there was a copy of Hayek’s Road to Serfdom lying around). The owners also had a vineyard, the Dog and Oyster. Not so good. The vines are very young and you can taste it. They try to make that into a virtue, eschewing oak barrels for

metal vats so that the newness is preserved and accentuated, but no, not really. It’s preserved alright, but it’s not a virtue. Not enough there there. Maybe in ten years. But they directed us to a wonderful, secluded beach for a picnic, which I highly recommend. Bring a book.

But Good Luck Cellars, which we stopped at, was wonderful. Great view of sunny rows of wines and a wide deck for drinking and watching.

Anyway, we left with three bottles. A 2010 Cabernet Franc for me. A Chardonnay whose year escapes me. And something sweet for the missus (I am not a fan of sweet wines, with rare exceptions).

Kept on saving the wines for some hypothetical special occasion but finally realized, that’s just silly. In the end, it’s a $19 bottle, not century old Scotch. So I drank it with dinner.

It was fruitier than I remembered, but good and satisfying (no one is ever going to accuse Cabernet Franc’s of great sophistication, but they’re common in Virginia vineyards and I find them to pretty reliable drinkers).

We visited a colonial church, Christ Church, because I have to get my history fix. It’s not famous for anything particular in history, merely for being a good and well preserved example of a colonial brick church. My favorite bits were the way that the pews, rather than rows like in a concert hall were rather like enclosed pens, with the richest ‘owning’ larger, better positioned, and usually more comfortable enclosures. Also, having the pulpit be nearly as close to the center as possible. Just a different mindset, though apparently common among Anglican churches at the time.

where we had our picnic
where we had our picnic
Christ Church
Christ Church
Christ Church
Christ Church
Christ Church
Christ Church

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Hemingway’s Typewriter


‘The Counterfeiters’ By Andre Gide (New Year’s Resolution, Book Twenty-Four)


tumblr_lr3w3gs0hD1qlehmlo1_400This is the first book I’ve read by the Nobel Prize winner, who won in spite of defending pederasty, but we do (or should, I would say) award literary prizes based on literary quality. Now, I’m reading this in translation, of course, but The Counterfeiters seems to have plenty of quality.

It’s an intelligent read, an insightful read, and a brisk read. I breezed through it, really. If you’re looking for one of the literary volumes that will not only expand your mind, but also expand your ability to show off that you’ve expanded your mind by reading great literature, you could do worse than this book. It’s French and it’s by a Nobel Prize winner, but you’ve also got a decent chance of being the only person in the room whose ever read it, so you get points for that. And you’ll enjoy it and, despite coming it at roughly four hundred pages, you’ll be able to finish it quickly.

The main characters, after a fashion, are two school boys. Sort of. Named Bernard and Olivier. They’re not really school boys in that they are about the take the finishing exam that will (or will not) allow them to go to university. But anyway. They are pursued by two men with more or less unstated sexual desires for young men. One is intended to be a rather villainous corruptor (I can’t help but compare him to the Lord Henry who corrupted the handsome, young Dorian Gray) and the other… not. The other, a writer named Edouard, who is also the uncle to Olivier is a major character, a sort of narrator of the tale of the two young men, with much done from his perspective and a great deal of the book being written in the form of Edouard’s diaries. Edouard, unlike the corruptor (Comte Robert de Passavant), does appear to have some romantic, if not obviously sexual, feelings for women. Passavant, in one delicious passage, does flirt with a girl, but only to hide his sexuality. It takes place during a wonderful party for a literary review, which features a drunken challenge that almost evolves into a duel and some characteristically crazy behaviour by the writer Alfred Jarry, who was a very real and very eccentric writer, who was (in)famous in the late 1890s and early part of the twentieth century, which I take to be the period in which the novel takes place (it’s never really said, though it was published in 1926, but clearly takes place before the Great War).

The oddest passages, at least by my reckoning, are towards the end when for an entire chapter (though Gide’s chapters tend to be short) Bernard finds himself (literally) guided by an angel – an angel with whom he later wrestles, Jacob-like, even ending with what seems a similar blessing. He gives up the woman he has been sleeping with (who is the sister of a woman he fell in love with, that woman being sort of beloved by Edouard and who had been impregnated by Olivier’s older brother, despite said woman, the sister of Bernard’s mistress, being married to a boring accountant) and decides on a career in something touching the literary (he talks about becoming a proofreader or the secretary of a writer, but is thankfully offered a position on a literary review). While there is some ‘growing up’ that takes place, plus some realizations that formerly admired figures aren’t so admirable, it’s not otherwise a book that features much religious/spiritual awakening. Not really its thing. There are some late attempts to tie things together, but the novel itself is episodic and the effort reminds me of the end of A Clockwork Orange, where Alex simply grows up (as someone who saw the movie first, reading the book and its ending was a shock), and the ending of The Counterfeiters is similarly unsatisfying. Not dreadfully unsatisfying. Just slightly so. Also, it conspires to make the whole read like a response, or perhaps making fun of, Decadent literature (Decadent with a capital “D,” as the writings of J.K.Huysmans or the earlier mentioned Wilde novel).

Happy Bloomsday!


In honor of the bard of Dublin, I will be putting some Easter eggs into today’s Dungeons & Dragons game.

A History Of A Beard(s)


That’s my beard. I include it because of this piece by the poet Donald Hall (I enjoy his work a great deal and have fond memories of lying in bed with a particular woman and read from The Painted Bed, one of the collections he wrote after the death of the poet Jane Kenyon, who was also his wife, but I put poet first because that’s how she should first be remembered).

Anyway. Read his essay, Three Beards from the New Yorker.The_Beard

Weekend Reading – All The News That’s Fit To Print


Where do you get your news from?

Who are you without memory?

Someone new to decline your bad poetry.

Tom Tomorrow Reminds You That Tom Friedman Is An Idiot


 

 

 

 

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